The Muscle Couple with an attempt at humor.

For many of you, this list should bring a smile to your face.  If it doesn’t, well then- wait until the next post.

Enjoy!

10)You find your Muscle Couple Mix Shake Container in the bottom of your gym bag 2 days later with coagulated protein residue

9)You find yourself at Airport Security trying to explain why you are carrying bags of powder and supplements

You are looking for secret places in your luggage where you can stow your “Protein Shot” tubes

7)You reach into your recently washed cargo short pockets to find dried-crusty melted green tea capsules you forgot to swallow.

6)A couple of times a month you douse yourself in Muscle Milk when the RTD drinking spout has a leak in it upon putting it to your mouth.

5)Your glass blender starts emanating a permanent smell that can only be from Udo’s Oil residue mixed with years of various Whey Protein formulations

4)You plan all of your training sessions around your favorite child care providers hours at your gym’s Kids Club

3)Your PDA crashes in middle of your workout while checking Gym Technik, listening to music through your wireless headphones and studying TMC videos for proper form

2)You completely freak out when you get to the gym on arm day and realize you’ve left your Fat Gripz sitting on your desk at home

1)You grab your Muscle Couple Mix in your Blender Bottle and shake the hell out of it… only to realize that the cap was only resting on the top instead of screwed on providing you and your kitchen with a full on protein shower